ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
So we sucessfully lit our bathtub on fire. Thought you should know.
Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
I woke up next to her this morning and couldn't remember her name. Luckily, she had written it on my hand so that I could add her on facebook.
spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
He set 8 alarms to make sure I took my birth control on time..
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
red lips, whiskey sips, shaking hips, nipple slips. my life as a rap song.
THEIR PENISES MATCH. I JUST REALISED THAT. THEY HAVE IDENTICAL DICKS. OH GOD.
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
Hey by the way did you notice my third nipple in my snapchat
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
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