Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
I always knew I'd be the first one with an STD
I found three vicadin and a pint of fireball with the note. In case of emergency drink me under their sink.
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
Pretty good. They took the stitches out but it still hurts like a bitch. The doctor says I should be off crutches by next week.
Well, that's good. Let's hope drunk you doesn't sabotage you.
Rather than admit to myself I've spent $756 at the bar this month, I'm just going to pretend I gave it to a homeless person...kind of makes me feel better.
Theres a handprint of sauce on my fridge, one on my face, and a trail of it leading to my bedroom, and sauce all in my bed, and I have no idea what the fuck i ate.
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