well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
There is a man on the balcony beside me who claims he is a triceratops. He roared and asked me for a cigarette, telling me he'd eat me if I refused. I love college.
She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
Definitely almost got hit in the face with a baby
Okay well someone asked "IS HE HOMELESS?" about me so I need to try and find somebody.
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
OKAY THAT'S CREEPY AND I'D PROBABLY ACCIDENTLY ORGASM
I haven't heard from him yet. He's either still asleep (which is entirely plausible..... There wasn't much sleeping happening last night) or he's robbing me blind. But I have renters insurance, so either way, I'm ok with it.
Oh god establish a safe word
I'm going to! Pineapple.
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
Randomize
