Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
Thats the last time I go out drinking with my Irish friends. Two shots of flaming sambucca = bar on fire. I was only trying to high five the barman.
I just wanted to say sorry for trying to jack off your dog last night.
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
His sombrero wouldn't fit in the car and I had to buy him some Jack to make him stop bitching. You owe me
Sorry we're taking so long, this weed cake tastes amazing with Tabasco sauce on it.
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
Almost ran over girl selling candy bars for charity. Pretty much obligated to buy at that point.
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
In other news, I just sneezed and almost shit myself. What is happening to my life??
In the last 2 hours I managed to have romantic starlit sex on the beach as the tide came in with not only just a gorgeous man, but one who happens to be Eastern European and finishing Harvard law school.
Oh wow. I want to be you right now.
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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