Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
its not stalking. its research.
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
the general consensus of people in the room is that i should have another bottle of wine.
"people in the room" being me.
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
got extra credit for showing up to class before a holiday. it hit me 5 minutes later that she meant easter....
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
we used the fire extinguisher you had been cuddling with to decorate the cop car while they were inside arresting everyone
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
what compelled you to fill her bra with pudding and freeze it in the first place?
i might remember if i didn't get knocked out with it later that day.
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
So I've decided that blue balls for lesbians is rainbow balls and the struggle is real
I feel like we'd have a lot of fun being drunk at a dog show.
Remembering you have vodka in the freezer gives the same surge of happiness as finding 20 bucks in a coat pocket.
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