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New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
I'll go out only because I know the starving children in third-world countries would frown upon us if we let an hour of free sangria go to waste...
If I come back covered in mud topless and banging on your door, please have a warm towel ready for me
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
You claimed your dick was a divining rod, spun in a circle 3 times and walked into the bar you stopped in front of...consequently there was a bikini shoot going on
If a raisin and a desert had a bastard child that would be the inside of my mouth right now
I called him a "Beautiful Bastard" with "Beautiful Bastard Hair". That is how you pick up a guy from Denmark.
Is it weird that the girl I'm fucking just wished me luck on my date tonight?
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
Let me just get through this whole court subpoena thing and then ill go back to buying alcohol for minors.
when you come over can you bring tequila and my birth control? Thanks girl!
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