dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
i dont even know how to be here
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
Nobody knew what to do when it was dead. You said fire up the George Foreman, I've never ate baby shark. She hasn't stopped crying.
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
I left a care package of Jack Daniel's, pancake mix and porn in your apartment. Merry fucking Christmas.
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
I just asked her to come in through the window, this pretty much solidifies the whole fuck-buddy thing...
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
It's like my uterus was saying, "hey, you're not pregnant, but imagine if you were!"
I'm pretty sure even the managers want me to show up hungover my last day, it would be negligent and disrespectful to do otherwise
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
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