if you like me you must not know who I am
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
I always hoped that one day I'd have a sex position named in my honor.
Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
She sucks enough dick that I could make her mouth a legitimate Yelp location.
I can feel my teeth in 4 dimensions. I shouldnt be this high at 8 in the morning.
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
He left stubble rash on my thighs and cooked me bacon before 9am. I need to lock this down STAT
I've been rehabbing my soul with cheese and wine lately
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
Oh my god my purse is too heavy for me to dance with boys cause it has too many stolen sink faucets in it
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