That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
I'm buying a chandelier at walmart. WHO'S CLASSY NOW, BITCHES.
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
Oh god, so much rum. I think I was in a shotgun wedding with a Bacardi promotion girl.
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
just saw a kid get pissed on buy a tiger at the zoo. His dad is rofling and the kid is crying. I think I have to go make a new friend
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
Why do my weekends always degenerate into using my little brothers childrens board games for drinking games?
Apparent my drunk ass was so dedicated to taking a piss, when I walked across the dance floor to get to the bathroom a 9/10 broad tried to dance with me and I just pushed her aside, like hard enough to send her a few feet from where she was standing, pointed at her and said "Not now chief, gotta rock a mean one."
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