Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
You need to let me be on top sometimes. I gotta get rid of these love handles
If you hit me with your dick and make light saber noises we are breaking up. I don't care if it's your birthday, you are not a sex Jedi.
So is singing the star wars theme as I put the condom on off limits?
i finally decided to cut him off after he he looked me dead in the eyes and said "how have i been inside you for the past twenty minutes when my pants are still on?"
I just ordered 30 klonopins from India that could probably be anything from Viagra to Midol. You need to find another friend to get advice from right now
Check 'smoke weed with our ihop waiter' off of our To-Do List
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
I thought we agreed to no sexting at the school bake sale...
So glad I can hide money in my wallet and drunk me is too stupid to find it. Hangover sushi ftw.
My life is far to together for someone who's such a hot mess inside
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