Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
It's amazing how many friends she makes simply by carrying that flask of whiskey everywhere she goes.
I think my uterus is still laying in your bed somewhere under the covers.
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
I slept with an Israeli and a Palestinian in the same day. It feels wrong.
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
I hope your face alive. Lemme know if you are breathing in the morning. If not. Whoever is reading this tell me when the funeral for this awesome mother fucker is and we will rage at that event. Kthanksbye
You were drunk it couldn't have been that bad
I've never been drunk enough to enjoy getting a blister on my dick.
So I just sneezed blood everywhere. On the upside. After yesterday I feel way more confident AND I give even less of a fuck.
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
I hope you get eaten by satanic starfish.
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
My drunk is wearing off and im starting to feel like this dolphin tattoo was a bad idea.
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
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