Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
stop texting me from phones in the verizon store and pretending to be guys i talked to when i was drunk. its confusing.
My afternoon will now be spent googling genital warts. I think my life is over.
ok... i just had to be reminded that people in animal costumes were feeding me shots at the bar.
Are we going out tonight?
My conscience says no but my vag says yes
I figured out why I insisted on leaving my sweater on the ground outside. I smelled it and I'm 97% sure I peed on it last night
If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
i refuse to sex anyone who doesn't get my lord of the rings references. no exceptions.
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
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