I admire a woman who can maintain dignity while puking after too much whiskey
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
They sent me to the hospital. Apparently, of the many things I said, I looked at the doctor and told him, "Wow... it's like you're a REAL DOCTOR!"
Ok in all seriousness. Alcohol intake is now restricted for me. I found handcuffs in my trunk.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
I can measure my amount of vomit in solo cups.
Didn't want you to think it had been open season on my vagina since we broke up.
cops woke me up on the sidewalk and asked where my shoes are.. fuck if i know, im sleeping on the sidewalk! actually i didnt say that, i just cried until they gave me a ride home.
He got a new tattoo in prison. It's actually a good tattoo, making it that much harder for me to hold out until he's off house arrest.
Dear Jesus. Send me strength to not suck cock this morning.
She started crying, nearly punched a guy, started smoking multiple cigarets backwards and broke the slide on her bong. Why do I always end up babysitting the crazy ones?
don't worry dude i have your phone, text me when youre gonna come get it
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