I wish I could punch you in the face.
i dont remember who you are as you are in my phone as "mr. peanut."
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
Car fucking is for special occasions like birthdays and bank holidays. Don't want to lose the magic by making it an everyday thing.
My foreign exchange student got here today. I turned on man vs. food and told her that "this is all you need to know about America."
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
When the cops knocked on the door, he just knocked back and announced "house keeping"
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
I'm pretty sure I hallucinated the existence of an entire human being last night.
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
She slapped a big dramatic bandage on my arm and people started buying me drinks...I plan on wearing a full body cast tomorrow night.
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