So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
so today I found out that she used to be a he....
are you gonna get a divorce?
You drew a lightning bolt on your eye and stomach in eye liner and made me sing Poker face with you in harmonies. I never knew you were still a music major when you were drunk.
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
He bought me flowers. The card with it said: Sorry I cant get you off. I will try harder.
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
I didn't know what to do so I panicked and puked in my pillowcase with my pillow still inside.
I'm using the Malibu pitcher you stole from the bar to make pancakes this morning. It's actually working really well.
I just watched your sister pour half a bottle of cotton candy flavored snow cone syrup into a bottle of marshmallow flavored vodka, take a swig, frown, and pour a cherry coke in.
Just wait until she offers you a "powerita"
worse hangover than the time you almost threw up in a plant in front of your daycare kids?
...I don't remember telling you about that but yes
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
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