do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
we had you propped up in a chair and fed you donuts. i've never seen you happier
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
I'm drunk in your building find me and we can have sex.
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
He caught a cramp during sex and I was like "do you want me to get you a banana?" And he responded with "I'll give you a banana" and kept going. I'm marrying him.
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
You danced?!
I just jiggle to the beat like a sexy lava lamp
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
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