Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
Fuck Spring. The birds chirping at 4am make me feel unnatural for still being up and drunk.
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
Come scavenge bits of tuna out of my chest hair
You know it was a challenge blowing out the candles. It was hard to think of a wish, while drunk, with a concussion.
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
were facing impending death from north korea and were sitting here snorting tylenol to get high.....where did our lives go wrong?
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
It's only funny because he thinks you had sex with him to rob him.
I mean, I want you to have freaky orgasmic fun to entertain me, but I don’t want you to risk HIV or car crashes
there is puke in my bra ... again
Just realized I've spent more nights sleeping on bathroom floors the last two weeks than in my own bed. It's time to reevaluate my life.
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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