what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
Pants 0. Shit 1.
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
fyi, if youre wondering if offering a female police officer sexual favors will get you out of a ticket, the answer is no.
as soon as his mom opened the door to let me in the house she asked if i would like a shot
it's gonna be a great weekend
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
You sat on my knee, like Santa, while I peed.
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
Hooked up with a guy that looked like Dean Thomas. Mediocre at best, but I stopped myself from calling him Dean in bed. So I got that going for me.
WHY DID HE INTRODUCE ME TO HIS MOM? CAN'T HE JUST HIDE ME LIKE EVERYONE ELSE I'VE EVER DATED?@!
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
It's a Saturday night and I am in bed with two cats, a bottle of Riesling, and I'm masturbating to Iron Man. I'm great at being 21.
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