Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
i knew it was time to break up with him once he pulled out the Halo foreplay costumes
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
cutting back on calories before spring break by only taking shots instead of drinking actual drinks.
the diet of an alcoholic...
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
Getting drunk before noon on a Tuesday. When did this become my life? Did you know that a six-pack of Smirnoff is 2 liters?
Escorted out of jimmy johns because I refused to leave with my dog. Stole a loaf of bread on the way out.
He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
Fell asleep naked on the recliner spooning with my organic chemistry book. The fact that I made it through four years of college is proof that the education system is fucked.
You're now part of the minority of friends who haven't seen my boobs.
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
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