i barfeds in our rink
It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
I knew you were drunk when you poured scotch on a croissant and ate it.
I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
She was drinking straight whiskey out of her peacock shaped vase again.
Yea...coming from the girl who didn't understand why m&ms and tequila wasn't a "suitable diet"
porn star boner night. come get it.
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
It's been hot as balls outside. It's like getting tea bagged by the Sun.
He was stoned laying on my bed singing I'm a little tea cup while I took a pregnancy test. Thank god it was negative.
You know shit got weird when you watched another guy shove drugs up your wife's ass and it wasn't awkward for any of us....
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
I just found two ugly toothless rednecks fucking in the woods in my backyard. The man shouted at me close the door your letting the stank out which made no sense to me cuz we where outside. Whatever. just another Monday in the Northwoods.
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