at what point did putting a bag of doritos in the freezer seem like a really good idea?
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
I have to talk to myself and be all "you are NOT horny tonight"
I feel like jumping into a breast pit right now. Like the old school ball pits at mcdonalds.
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
I just spent 12 consecutive hours in the same outfit and none of it was pajamas. If that's not personal growth, I don't know what is.
This wine tastes amazing. It's like a fermented hug.
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
I ate all your munchie Mac and Cheese cause you left me on the lawn. If you don't want it to happen gain, drag my drunk ass inside next time
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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