Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
you took out flashcards at the bar and went around asking guys what totalitarianism meant.
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
Oh please tell me that I'm sleeping in your shower and not the neighbor's again
The assistant vp has a bottle of wine on his desk & I have a feeling my boobs will be making an appearance today.
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
my neighbors having band practice on sunday morning is a message from the universe that I should stop drinking
Where the fuck do you get consience sedatives from?
Just got offered bathroom sex. I've never been more flattered.
No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
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