went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
You were doing downward dog and puking off my deck at the same time.
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
It's a gateway drink.... Starts with wine... Then I wake up in my car with mascara on my arms covered in french fries...
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
WHY DID I INFORM THE ENTIRE BATHROOM I DONT HAVE AN STD?!?!?!!
We're living together and you don't know if I've seen Titanic?!
my entire left arm went numb
you need to get that checked to make sure you're not wired to have strokes instead of orgasms
just saw a kid get pissed on buy a tiger at the zoo. His dad is rofling and the kid is crying. I think I have to go make a new friend
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
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