Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
she takes plan B like it's going out of style
Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
how do flat chested girls get laid?
Get everyone into the kitchen. I need you all to witness me friend-zoning him. Just in case.
Its like every time I go out with you, it always involves Serbian chicks and taco bell and you always manage to get both all over my bed.
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
There comes a point where there's just condoms and old mcdonalds in your garbage can and you can't tell if you've won or lost.
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
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