we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
i just put all of my beerlympics medals into my academic awards box. i would say they are my greatest achievement since college.
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
would really like to know how the teddy bear got super glued to my testicles.
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
Drunk at ten am watching Californication re runs. Being divorced rules.
Being at this stripclub only reinforces how single I am. And I was *just* becoming okay with that.
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
Haahahahahahhaaa
I had my first "Damn Kids/When I Was That Age" rant at work today. We need to drink this feeling out of me. NOW.
The air taste purple.
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