so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
Bad news. I lost my teeth. Good news. I can still take a guy home sans teeth.
I left two hundred in singles in your car sorry about the mess
Oh god the guy I took underwear from at the bar is trying to add me as a friend on facebook now.
I'm too hungover to crawl to the fridge so im eating the candy nipple tassels I got bought for Christmas
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
Turns out I was the only one drinking. I broke one guy's bed and kicked another in the face. Then when an RA came by I shouted to let him in he's gonna find the vodka anyway. Great night
I fucked my cousin and caught chlamydia this year. I can't really harbour any illusions about myself anymore.
I got whiskey, so I think the blizzard and I are at an even match
Company sent me first class out of state, got so drunk on the plane I started handing out pillows and blankets to the people in coach
We should probably start extreme couponing for the morning after pill.
He stole my heart. I stole his identity.
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
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