yeah my walk of shame consisted of driving on the wrong side of the road at 6am still drunk with cum drying in my hair and left eye.
This is why I shouldn't be left alone with liquor and anticipation.
i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
Dude a guy just showed up with alcohol and a bag of double cheese burgers. I think I found my future husband.
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
I told him he was a man of science and that he should conduct experiments on my tits to see how they stay up. I need you to hold onto my larynx when I'm drunk.
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
I cut myself stripping on your car. Probably a profession I shouldn't pursue
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
The streets are paved with hand jobs
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