I'm saving my limes so I'll know how many drinks I've had.
I do the same thing, but I use ice cubes.
I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
i honestly don't know why someone didn't cut me off after i broke the ceiling lamp with MY HEAD
She called my landing strip a "vagina mohawk"....
Lesbians are weird.
no, she just came home, mumbled about being a gerbil out of water then ate half cooked chicken nuggets.. normal night
Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
I'm hoping my engineering degree will pay off when I invent porn watching in the shower
I look like I just got gang banged and I'm wearing a Taylor swift t shirt. It's not gonna be a pretty breakfast.
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
I guess I’m only into threesomes at Halloween, because I just woke up next to “Marilyn Monroe” and “Joe DiMaggio” in their condo
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