He looks like Jesus, if Jesus had let himself go.
oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
i spent 15 mins trying to take money out of ATM with my drivers license saying, "what the fuckkkk" everytime it didnt work
sometimes i wish i had boobs. not on me. just like in a drawer.
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
She just fell in the river. Meet us downstream with the bottle.
I'm laying here in fetal position. I feel like a traffic cone
Yeah but I get laid and I know. He drank toilet water last night and he doesn't know about that either. Still makes me happy though.
In brighter news I got condoms and a mattress protector today.
THERE IS A WINE CUBE IN MY ASS THIS IS NOT GOING AS PLANNED
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
If this adventure is going to get us arrested it'll have to wait until Wednesday so that I can bail myself out.
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