it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
Fyi mom and I voted and you're the DD tonight, congratulations
STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
her last google searches are 'cheap african safari' and 'what does lion taste like'
this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
Women are fucking wierd. I have forgotten this. Divorce papers should come with a handbook.
I feel like I ran a fucking marathon on my knees last night and there are bruises to prove it.
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
Pounding your chest saying "me Tarzan" is not flirting or even talking
the new numbers in my phone would beg to differ
My mouth feels like it's at the dentist but my body feels like it's at the strip club.
So apparently there is enough alcohol to get me to agree to going to a strip club, but when I have enough they don't let me in.
I just twinged a muscle in my shoulder trying to hug myself. In the world of loneliness-based injuries, this is a new low for me.
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