what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
I was totally going to sleep with him, until he got naked and started swinging around his boner singing "I'm so hard. oh yeah yeah yeah, I'm so hard" like Rihanna.
So he didn't pull out. And I like flipped out. And the he told me to chill and opened up a drawer full of packs of Plan B and handed me one.......
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
But you're the one who should be jamming foreign objects into my vaj instead of an old weird lady. I mean, it is your birthday....
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
THE SUPER HOT BARTENDER WHO LOOKS LIKE RYAN GOSLING JUST WALKED IN. BUT HE DOESNT EVEN WALK HE GLIDES. LIKE AN ANGEL.
Don't mention it
Just endorse me for cunnilingus on LinkedIn
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
Remember the time you cried about coconuts
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
It's an interesting experience to pee while a bird meows at you.
You need to get out of the house more
Want a bet? I'm a kinky and determined motherfucker with a libido that is not easily stopped
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