i asked him to tell me something nice and he said "your vagina is really tight."
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
We just got home a lil bit ago. No sorority girls showed except the ugly swimmer chick and she asked if I've ever faked an orgasm.
A woman with Alzheimer's pointed at me and said, "Don't forget to wear socks, because you're a lady!" I think it's legit advice.
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
Just so you know, it is really hard to rehydrate when everything is spiked with everclear.
We won like $80 last night at the casino, so if we get the Plan B we still have enough to get your basic bitch latte from Dunkin. Calm down.
Randomize
