what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
I ride home in a shopping cart. Don't at like you aren't jealous.
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
TAing a class of 300 froshies and being so hungover I forgot a bra is my way of making dreams come true.
You played "let it burn" by usher 28 times, knocked over the 36 gallon fish tank, and passed out in the kitchen. Yeah...That drunk.
Facebook stalking ex-girlfriends who went to rehab. This is my life.
The fact that there are multiple ex-girlfriends who have been to rehab concerns me
Just replaced the batteries in my vibrator without turning on the lights. I need to get laid.
It's been a long time since I got "Talk about Glen's enormous penis" drunk
So last night took an interesting turn.. Never thought I'd say I had to pick up my glasses off the floor of a strip club
Don't do shots out of Tostitos scoops.
I have to choose between charging my phone or my vibrator. This is bullshit.
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