I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
We got so high we made milksteak
i was drunk and our names rhymed...what was i supposed to do?
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
Post-sex nachos deserve a song.
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
Started crying to "that's the way it is" by celine. What the fuck uterus?!
So the pizza place just called me after an hour saying they don't have dough
I just woke up butt-naked in bed with a guy I've never seen..I reached into my bag next to the bed to get my phone and found a bag of shrooms, a handle of vodka, and 600 dollars that I've never seen. what do I do
enjoy it.
My law teacher drew an elephant on the board in class. I was so high that I laughed for 5 minutes straight. Nobody else laughed and everyone stared. 130 people knew I was high.
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