Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
To bright to open both eye. Get pizza and put in feeding tube so i can sleep more
i just saw a woman using her birth control packet as a wallet.
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
i sold my breathalizer so i could buy weed
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
It's been two days. I am still burping up jello. Everything tastes like jello. Everything smells like jello. I am DONE with jello shots.
He tried to tell me that that stripper was his aunt..
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
I swear to God...this day is one great big who's who in the land of fucked uppedness.
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
She started waving a nerf rifle around and demanding free booze.
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