i feel like the prize bull at the rodeo. everybody got a ride, no one lasted more than 8 seconds and i'm pretty sure i kicked one of them in the ball sack
I have diapers under my sink. trying to convince myself to use them.
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
We are so disgustingly codependent and I wouldn't have it any other way
I thought I was drunk because I kept grabbing his arm instead of his dick
But then I realized it wasn’t his arm and that I was very lucky
No, I told him I was busy again this weekend. Eventually he’ll learn. Plus, absence makes the cock grow harder
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