Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
My idea of sleeping together involves doing the Humpty Hump. Her idea of sleeping together focused more on being fully clothed on the opposite sides of a king sized bed.
the only reason why im excited to go home for break is to finally eat real fucking food and have normal bowel movements.
She referred to her collection of sex toys as an "arsenal." I'm not sure whether to be scared or excited....
I walked home with an awkward asain couple. There was a language barrier but I think we're friends now.
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
Listen up tinkerbell, You're gonna come to the bar, hit on some fat chicks, and step up when I punch someone in the face.
I'm going to get like 25 drinks at their wedding and just leave them sitting around or give them to hobos.
You put your finger on my lips and told me 'the butt is nature's pocket'.
I don't remember that at all, but I stand by what I said
You straight up wore me out. This should be a proud moment for you. It's almost like my penis is asking for a timeout. But not really
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
She referred to my balls as rotund and handsome
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
You gonna smoke this blunt? Or are you gonna keep doing Kung-fu in my kitchen?
You're going to love the baby's room.
I doubt it. I can't have sex there anymore. That severely limits the appeal of the room to me.
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