i havee beer in my backseat and a glow in the dark condom in my cleaveage.
you're going for the gold here.
Today's lesson: while in the shower, one should choose between either drinking OR shaving. Not both.
I am not saying a eulogy for your vibrator.
Put a customer on hold today while I threw up. If I don't get employee of the month, I'm suing.
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
He was trying to hotbox the banana suit. Of course we traded him for vodka.
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
What do I do with all this pork broth? I can't waste it.
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i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
What's the protocol for doing tequila shots at a baseball game when you're chaperoning for a church group? You know, hypothetically.
Where do you think black out memories go?
Into the dark abysmal abyss of the deepest, darkest part of your mind. It's obviously the bodies natural defense to protect you from witnessing the shit you do while actually blacked out.
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
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