Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
one should ask oneself what kind of lifestyle one is leading when one finds a handprint of semen on their pillow the next day.
im just going to superglue mistletoe to my forehead and see what happens
he's having a long distance Facebook-coordinated power hour. the status update has 159 comments ...
i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
The couch is in the bathroom. I don't understand how that is even possible. I couldnt even fit that shelf thingy through the door. Come help. I am about to pee my pants.
Why are you awake at 6am and liking photos from rando Russian chicks on Instagram?
We got a standing ovation as security was escorting us out of the ballpark, it was a proud moment
If you get that boat I will recruit some boat hoes for you and tape a video and sync it to I'm On A Boat. This is happening.
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
I'm at the drive thru window, five minutes out. If the bathtub is empty or you're dressed when I arrive I'm not sharing.
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