You don't think I'm weird or immature right?
No I think it's cute we had sex on your Bob the Builder sheets
Just bought a pack of cigs...gas station guy informed me i took off my underwear and tried to pop a squat by the milk last night...
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
Wonderful brian is stoned out of his mind, floating in a lawn chair in the hot tub eating a giant plate of macaroni and staring at the moon
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
I'm the man of the house if we're referring to livers.
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
Hey, I left a taco in your dishwasher.
I miss you and I miss your weed. Come home.
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