do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
Dude go to the top of pikes peak right now to catch Kevin Bacon's band performing
The bacon? Yeah right. What if there's Tremors?
Him and Burt have already taken care of that. It's a once in a lifetime chance to catch the Bacon brothers live in concert. I sort of have a boner
The only dream I remember having is one where my dad's sperm turned into baby hippos. Like, tiny baby hippos, pocket-sized. I am so fucked up.
new girl just came onto the hall stumbling drunk with no shoes on and the guy who brought her doesn't have them either
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
I decided I'm going to give him a celebratory fuck for his accomplishments. Knocked on his door, handed him some condoms and said "I'll be over tonight with sex and booze"
I want to be you.
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
And then after we fucked he wouldn't stop calling me "champ". It was like I had sex with an extremely attractive soccer coach
Nothing says summer like lemonaid, but nothing says fuck yeah summer like lemonaid and vodkavodka
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
Thanks for coming over. I'm sorry everyone else was vomiting. Thank you for not vomiting. I love you.
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
I have to lie to someone and move five gallons of fermenting alcohol across campus but after that i'll hit you up 4 sho
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