The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
With sake I got over my irrational fear of seafood. Now I just fear sake.
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
On the brightside though, I found the motivation to clean my shower, it was right underneath my need to masturbate in said shower.
But on the up side she uprooted a whole peony plant from the hotel downtown and said, "I brought you flowers"
I also have a full keg. I'm thinking about crashing a party, they can't get mad if I bring a keg of beer.
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
I mean technically the bite was both in my nose and on the outside of it. I thought I was going to need stitches or something.
Why was his mouth around your nose anyways?
It was just one of those nights, man.
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
I’m literally naked drinking a beer and I gotta leave in 6 minutes for work lol
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