How does everyone that never saw me naked know I'm built like a smurf?
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
you kept trying to make scrambled eggs with 3 hardboiled ones.
We're like two naked peas in a sex pod.
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
He's like my sex unicorn. Elusive and majestic. I'll catch him, I'm baiting with patron.
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
If muffins & morning blowjobs don't make him happy, frankly, I don't think anything will.
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
wow wtf man i was the friend bailing you out of jail with 500 cash and you didnt have the common courtesy of waking me up for class when i passed out drunk and naked in the bath tub
Randomize
