If we went to a costume party as Batman and Robin I would go as Robin, that's how much you mean to me
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
We got security called on us. Apparently the wedding down the street didn't appreciate the trespassing or our loud as fuck rendition of We Are Young.
no, she just came home, mumbled about being a gerbil out of water then ate half cooked chicken nuggets.. normal night
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
It doesn't feel like real life when you open your hotel room door and the first person you see is wearing a rabbit costume. I'm too hungover for this.
My dad just accidentally taught me how to make fake IDs. I love my life.
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
ONE DAY CAN WE PLEASE HAVE SECRET SEX. PREFERABLY IN AN ANCIENT PYRAMID BUT I'M NOT OPPOSED TO A 4 STAR HOTEL
last night you made out with a 19 year old on a bar and i woke up with a swede in my bed. lets just say that never happened.
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