Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
Moan for me like Helen Keller
Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
WTF?! TAYLOR SWIFT JUST WON ARTIST OF THE YEAR OVER MICHAEL JACKSON?! WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO?!
we found you standing over and eating out of my neighbor's garbage can
If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
He wore nothing but a Speedo and a tie to the party. It was great. Everyone was looking at him like "this kid's the best"
Look I'm sorry I stuffed your wife's bouquet toss but I won't have that weak shit in my house.
I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
Because you put the dick in ridiculously amazing boyfriend. And you deserve to have nice things happen to your penis. That's why.
i love you and all, but can that be the last orgy with your wife?
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