Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
I was cleaning up my drunken mess and I found my ID in a cereal box
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
You were hugging the toilet and shouting "don't let fatty eat me" through the closed door.
His ankle bracelet went off in the middle of sex. That makes a girl reevaluate her life...
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
I just had a sexting conversation using medieval jargon. I think he is a fine suitor.
I need my daily rules like rule one don't put your dick in the vacuum cleaner
The internet was right. Snorting muscle relaxers is awful
You told me that you couldn't come over because you felt like you were gonna die and that houses eat you when you die, and my house couldn't eat you because your house would be jealous. That's when I knew to take the bowl away from you.
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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