I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
make sure i look cute passed out on the couch.
My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
I came out of bedroom with my jeans on backwards, zipped AND buttoned. I have inconceivable talents whilst intoxicated.
well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
turns out it took a Belgian couchsurfer dressed as Heisenberg to rock my world.
I'm going to stop at grocery on the way home. I'm CRAVING wine from a sippy cup. We have neither wine nor sippy cups.
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
Can we table this discussion? The roommate is out of town and I have to eat pie on the couch in my underwear.
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
I lost the right to judge tonight
Woo is fucking right, dude. Vodka night tonight. Honestly, every night pretty much seeems like vodka night lately. My liver wants to move out of my body like I gave it an eviction notice.
Randomize
