that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
I haven't gotten laid in forever. I'm obsessed. I imagine I this is how Ethopians feel about food.
He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
i love accidental penises.
Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
Reggie can tackle my bush.
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
While looking for an apartment, I've realized that the way I rate balconies is on the "how easy would it be to smoke weed here" scale.
What other scale is there?
Once you jizz in someones hat, you cant take it back.
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
The one time I decide to bring people over you are laying naked on the coffee table watching the ceiling fan cause "it just moves so fast" I'm guessing you got paid today??
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