Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
i must of done something right to please the booty call gods. . . maybe fucking that fat chick?
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.
Tell her this is the Disneyland of penises.It's a magical place everyone should visit once in their life.
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
Is it bad I have to get shitty ass drunk on a Monday night because I can't adult?
My mom just looked at me and said; "You've been pretty bitchy lately do you need some dick?" WTF has happened to me?
After she got off the phone with her mom she sprinted down the block screaming "I'M SO GOOD AT BEING A HUMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
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