I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
i just ate something from under my fingernail. i dont know what it was, but it tasted half decent
I called him Han Solo during sex, he looked at me like he was mortified then I realized he came.
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
So I vaguely remember making out with you this morning, I think you were on a date?
I have Denny's hours of operations written on the palm of my hand....not in my writing, in a girls writing, is that as good as or equal to a cell number?
Can I please come dance in my bra to destiny's child with you? I'll bring the wine and the glitter
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
Me sprinting out of your house without my bra or shoes is our entire relationship defined in a single moment.
She made me pour olive oil on her.
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
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