it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
Note to self: never do anything I don't want to explain to a paramedic
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
I shouldn't be home alone with this much peanut butter and the dog. I feel like i'm being recorded to see when my desperation will peak.
I was convinced to buy a man thong.
But it's Armani so it's okay.
God I just out gayed myself.
My parents woke me up at noon to tell me my maid had found my clothes strewn all over the neighborhood
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
Sitting in the car eating a bagel. Watching a guy do tai chi in the parking lot. My morning is fabulous
My roommate's overnight guest is screaming about the dog licking his asshole. I need a new place to live.
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